Wedding Anniversary Tuesday, August 19, 2008
A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.. Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but,
an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my
wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish..
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years
old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies
are female.....
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Bra Wednesday, August 13, 2008
unique way to -only- wear a bra
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Tragedy Tuesday, August 12, 2008
George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy.
One boy stood up and said, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A girl raised her hand and said, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," the President said. "That's what we would call a Great Loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy."
"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the President.
"Well," Johnny said, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a Great Loss..."
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Smart Decorative Trailer Thursday, August 7, 2008
Here are 7 pictures of (European) semi-trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.
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KISWAH Wednesday, August 6, 2008
"KAABA"
The House of ALLAH in Makkah, "The Kaaba" is coverd by a black cloth known as 'Kiswa',which is produced & changed every year. Special factory is designed for the making of Kiswa in Makkah. It costs approx SR 17million.The cloth is made of 670kgs of silver dyed black. About 120kgs of pure gold & 50kgs of silver is used in writing the Quranic verses over the cloth. The total area of the cloth is 658sq meter.












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